"Girl's Night"

Trust me (I am the rectifier) when I say "there is no such thing as 'the boys night out' and 'the girls night out'!!" I have already set you straight on the subject "we're just friends!"Now if you say you approve of "the girls/guys night out" with the friends, you should include a condom in their wallet or purse so you don't catch anything the next time you "get busy"- this is all bullshit, once again. Don't be mad at me just because I'm always right, but then again, the most famous "red herring" you could use when you get caught or catch your mate is that.. "I didn't know what I was doing"... "I had too much to drink".. Well, drinking is the "truth drug", isn't it?? Get them drunk and watch them operate, or - better yet- follow your mate on their "night out with the friends." You might as well call it the "night with the license to cheat!!"

Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places??

Let's face it, folks- Finding the right one is tough, but I think I have a sure gage on how to do it.

When I met my wife to be I was actually dating SEVEN different girls at one time. I mean it! I have no reason to bullshit you! I had my pick of any waitress I wanted while I was working and when I was off- but enough bragging- I truly wasn't happy.

One day my dad told me about this girl he did business with and told me she was perfect for me. Well I just half-listened, but I knew he had pretty good taste being a blue-eyed Italian, he was kind of sauve, still at his age. Well I broke down and went to meet her, and 2 weeks later I asked her to marry me! There really is love at first sight! I'm truly convinced if you're a girl or a guy looking for true love- ask your folk's advice.

I think the dad would be the one to help the son, and the mom would be the one to help the daughter. I know this sounds old-fashion but I love my wife now more than ever. We have been married for 23yrs and I married her within 2 months of knowing her. So if you can't do it on your own- get help from Mom & Dad- they love you!

Show Your Appreciation

I'm anal about showing my appreciation. If someone does me a solid, no matter how big or small it is, you have to say Thank You! - It's so simple to do!

I remember around 15yrs ago, I was donating to this mission up in north Portland. I was sending over fruits & veggies that I really could not sell. All the guys in the mission were so happy, that they came out and helped me unload. I still remember their faces, like I was royalty or something.

A few days later I received a "Thank You" letter in the mail from the head of the mission. He told me of all the nice dishes he made out of the veggies I donated, and ended it with "God bless you and your family always!" I was so touched by the card, I delivered a shit-load of No.1 stuff to him the next week. Again, I was greated by such an abundance of joy from the guys at the mission. The feeling felt addicting and warm! A few days later I received another "Thank You" card!

I thought how classy it was to get those "Thank You" cards, so I went to Walgreens and got me a package of "Thank You" cards, and ever since then if anyone does me a "solid" or anything positive I get a "Thank You" card out to them in a heartbeat. I feel you could send a Thank You card out almost for anything. If someone gives you a job interview, send them a card. If someone solves a problem for you, send them a Thanks. It's the classy end to any positive interaction, make it part of your life- it sort of cleanses your soul!

Girls Beware

I laugh my ass off when I hear the expression "we're just friends."

There is no such thing as "just friends" with the opposite sex.

For the first 50 years of my life, I have never had a "friend" of the opposite sex that I didn't want to get busy with, or vice versa.

Don't believe the bullshit; there is always a hidden agenda.

So sorry to burst your bubble folks, but your close friend of the opposite sex- once you get them drunk, the truth will be known...