Girls Beware

I laugh my ass off when I hear the expression "we're just friends."

There is no such thing as "just friends" with the opposite sex.

For the first 50 years of my life, I have never had a "friend" of the opposite sex that I didn't want to get busy with, or vice versa.

Don't believe the bullshit; there is always a hidden agenda.

So sorry to burst your bubble folks, but your close friend of the opposite sex- once you get them drunk, the truth will be known...